stare and share 

When two people, being a mixture of any of the two sexes, stare eachother in the eye while standing up and stimulate the other until climax is reached. This event is a race, the goal is to make the other achieve orgasm before you yourself do so. **It is wise to have a guest referee, as races can come right down to the wire**

Matt challenged Dan to a stare and share, with Kyle as the guest referee. After undressing the two began the jerk eachother off. Matt made Dan come in a record time of 26 seconds. Kyle declared Matt the winner, and Matt walked away victorious with a fist full of glory.

stare and share by Daniel Frank May 21, 2007

share and share alike 

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.

Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch

share and share alike by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

share and enjoy 

"Share and Enjoy" is, of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.

The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax - "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.

At these times of special celebration a choir of over two million robots sing the company song "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately - again - another of the computing errors for which the company is justly famous means that the robot's voices are exactly a flattened fifth out of tune and the result sounds something like this (see quote), only slightly worse.

The lyrics to the company song are as follows:

Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.

share and enjoy by Stuart Morrow October 26, 2004

burp and share 

To belch discretely and proceed to blow it towards an unsuspecting victim.

That kebab has definitely done a number on me, the wife's in for a serious burp and share when I get home.

burp and share by Can't Think Of A Clever Name April 12, 2016

sip and share 

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)

"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"

sip and share by cowellisms February 21, 2013

share and compare 

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.

The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.

share and compare by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019

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