cowellisms's definitions

Boutique Television

Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.

"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"

by cowellisms November 28, 2016

sip and share

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)

"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"

by cowellisms February 21, 2013