Definitions by cowellisms

Boutique Television 

Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.

"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"

Boutique Television by cowellisms November 28, 2016

sip and share 

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)

"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"

sip and share by cowellisms February 21, 2013