stant

its when you cant sit comfortably because you have a stiff poop in your butt

friend-DUUUUUDEEEEEE theres a party on bakers street wanna go?
me-i really cant, i got a stant here.
friend-what?
me-what?
friend-*stares*
me-*stares*
friend-are you shitting on my couch?

by NARUTO AF FAN HAHAHAH July 26, 2017

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.

I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!

by Acriimony August 4, 2019

Gouty Santa

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

Santan Dave

One of the best upcoming rappers in the U.K right now. Loads of potential to become the best, body of a 19 year old but brain of a 35 year old.

Santan Dave is one wise fella

by ManLike10 November 20, 2017

santana lopez

THE QUEEN OF LIMA HEIGHTS.

and also the character who insults everyone and keeps you entertained when you have absolutely no hope in the show.

person 1: who’s that girl who sang trouty mouth? she popped off

person 2: santana lopez of courseeee!!!!

by wowowowowoowwoowowowow March 15, 2021

Santana Lopez

the hot lesbian from the tv show GLEE

“Hey did you hear Santana Lopez is a lesbian??”

by jadeallisa November 16, 2017