ThatOneHumann's definitions

qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm

When you are insanely bored and don’t have a qwerty keyboard (idk why) so you use your old qwertz keyboard.

(In Google) qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
(Results) a lot of videos with the title “qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm”

by ThatOneHumann November 18, 2017

Meatshot

V.) To punch (or be punched) inhumanly hard in the testicles, (people afab cannot receive meatshots) usually enough to knock someone to their knees.
V.) In the context of gaming and/or firearms: The act of shooting someone with a shotgun (or any scatter type gun) super close to an enemy in hopes of completely ruining their body with no recovery.

Desc 1:

1: "hey dude, did you see that guy get hit in the balls?"
2: "yeah, dude who punched gave him the mother of all meatshots"
Desc 2:
1: "There's a scout running around, meatshotting everyone, someone kill him"
2: "on it"

by ThatOneHumann September 26, 2022

Truther

The exact opposite of a liar.

Drake: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Josh: “Well I ain’t calling you a truther.”

by ThatOneHumann February 25, 2019

Scott

Scott is a dick from Canada. He is the one person in Canada who isn't friendly, tho it is noted that Scott is patriotic. Scott's just a dick.. that's it.

1) Budday, have you heard about that guy Scott?
2) Yeah friend, he's a dick, eh?

by ThatOneHumann March 10, 2023

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

Stanley

A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.

There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........

by ThatOneHumann March 1, 2019

$400,000

The amount of money it takes to fire Heavy’s weapon... for 12 seconds

“It costs $400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.” -Heavy

by ThatOneHumann February 19, 2019