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When you are insanely bored and don’t have a qwerty keyboard (idk why) so you use your old qwertz keyboard.
(In Google) qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
(Results) a lot of videos with the title “qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm”
by ThatOneHumann November 18, 2017

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A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.
There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........
by ThatOneHumann March 01, 2019

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The amount of money it takes to fire Heavy’s weapon... for 12 seconds
“It costs $400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.” -Heavy
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by ThatOneHumann February 19, 2019

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The exact opposite of a liar.
Drake: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Josh: “Well I ain’t calling you a truther.”
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by ThatOneHumann February 25, 2019

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The communist iPhone. The wePhone has amazing features such as... well nothing! Unless you got your work done for today. Also, has tons of restrictions on it based on your country.
Dude, the ourPhone is so cool.
by ThatOneHumann August 28, 2019

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