stangblasted 

To curse out, demean, put-down, put in ones place, severely scold.

She stangblasted him so bad that his friends are still laughing about it a year later!

stangblasted by Scampers August 12, 2005

sandblasted tomato 

an unacceptably vile looking woman

stay away from her, she's got a face like a sandblasted tomato

sandblasted tomato by 0-0-7 October 26, 2009

Sandblasted

Extremely high and/or drunk - to the extent speech, walking, and basic tasks become impossible.

Dude, last night I got so high I couldn't figure out how to work my microwave. I was sandblasted!

Sandblasted by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015

Tokyo sandblasted 

When a male ejaculates on a women’s face and throws glitter on her so she will be sparkly

Carlo totally Tokyo sandblasted me last night!!!
#bless

Tokyo sandblasted by Bussin respectfully July 19, 2021

Sandblasted

When a female uses the restroom to poop and following this, she goes the shower and bends over waiting for her male partner to come piss the feces off of her butthole. No wiping involved

Sarah was taking this huge shit yesterday and asked me to wipe her ass. Instead of that nasty ass shit I put her in the shower and sandblasted that shit right off

Sandblasted by Scarter3689 June 21, 2019

Sandblasted Windshield

When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.

When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.

Sandblasted Windshield by Skauterino December 17, 2019