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Like a normal sandwich, but the bread is placed vertically and what would normally be in the sandwich balanced on the crusts
"can I have a standwich?"

"you mean sandwich"
"no"
Standwich by No thats gay March 2, 2021
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The sandwich you make, eat and consume while standing with the refrigerator door open.
When I am hungry, I often visit the refrigerator and make a quick standwich.
standwich by Dat Robots April 28, 2011
Standwich is a sandwich.. vertically.
"Hey, I'm about to be home. Can you make me a standwich?"
"sandwich*"

"To late *insert image of vertical sandwich.*
Standwich by vixintoriq May 28, 2024

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say
Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

ClubHouse Sandwich 

ClubHouse Sandwich, also called a club sandwich, is a sandwich consisting of bread (traditionally toasted), sliced cooked chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, ham,turkey and mayo. It is often cut into quarters or halves and held together by cocktail sticks/ tooth picks.

usually it is Served with either french fries or potato chips / crisps, commonly served with an accompaniment of either coleslaw or potato salad, and often garnished with a pickle.

Modern versions frequently have two layers which are separated by an additional slice of bread.

Some replace the poultry meat with eggs (a "breakfast club") or roast beef. Others use ham instead of, or in addition to, bacon, or add slices of cheese. Various kinds of mustard and sliced pickles may be added. Upscale variations include the oyster club, the salmon club, and Dungeness crab melt

It may have originated at the Union Club of New York City circa 1889.

Others say the Saratoga Club in Saratoga Springs, New York, Canfield Casino in 1894.

The sandwich appeared in U.S. restaurant menus as early as 1899
Eat at Hank & Lulu's Diner , The Thursday special Is a ClubHouse Sandwich which consists of

3 peices of toasted White bread dressed with mayo, turkey ,lettuce, tomatoes,bacon chicken ,ham with a side dish of potato chips / crisps or a ceaser salad garnished

With a pickle slice and a Large drink of your choice with free refills only $10.99.
ClubHouse Sandwich by Blu_leef December 24, 2022

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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