She's got standards 

A phrase used by guys to put-down their friends after the friends have been rejected. Can be used jokingly or defensively.

Guy 1: What's her problem?

Guy 2: She's got standards

Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.

She's got standards by Rainchecker22 October 20, 2010

no standards saturday 

the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time

he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party

no standards saturday by thepoonhandler February 4, 2010

e-standards 

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

e-standards by brendan June 26, 2004

Standardized Tests 

The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.

Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.

Standardized Tests by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009

Low Standards 

When A Girl Or A Boy are so desperate for friends or an intimate partner that they will take even the least attractive and least intelligent etc. as adequate.

Jeff: Did you hear Linda is dating that freakshow Johny?

Todd: She has Low Standards Man.

Low Standards by Captain Cream Soda August 5, 2016

ghostz's standards 

standards that raise video games to the highest standards possible. popular big name games such as Halo, Half Life, Metal Gear Solid, etc do not score very high because they are unoriginal and not very fun. For a game to score high, it must very innovative and fun. (I.E. Mario, Mario Kart, Metroid Prime, Geist, Paper Mario, ZELDA, etc.)

Uneducated Gamer: Does anyone know if I should preorder Halo 3?

Hardcore gamer: No way man, Ghostz's Standards flopped it before it was announced. Stay far away from this one.

ghostz's standards by B00M Headshot! July 30, 2008

double standardised 

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.

I prefer the term "double standardised".

double standardised by hauntson September 23, 2010