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stale cracker 

an old, ornery white person
Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker
stale cracker by HippOsiris January 15, 2018

Stale Cracker 

A boring white person. A white person with no sense of humor or overall just not enjoyable to be around.
Damn, Raymond is such a stale cracker.
Stale Cracker by hahanahman August 11, 2020

stallcracknophobia 

When taking a shit in a public restroom, the fear that someone might accidentally or intentionally look into your stall through the cracks between the panels while you're seated on the porcelain throne. Stallcracknophobia can be defined as situationally exacerbated by the specific bathroom you're in, or as a generalized phobia, and can be said to be a subset of scopohobia, the fear of being watched.
"Yo who the fuck designed that bathroom? Serious stallcracknophobia, man."
"Yea kept worrying about that fat dude with the Ed Hardy shirt from the end of the bar looking in while I was taking a shit."
stallcracknophobia by zorsnacks December 2, 2018

shallcracker 

An extremely sexy man with broad shoulders and defined calves. Shallcracker's are individuals who help instill self-confidence. A shallcracker helps you realize we can all be better people. He is the best friend anyone could ask for. He is patient, kind and recognizes the good in everyone. Doesn't care about social status, but "cracks" you, to help you identify what you want in life. Loves children! Tolerates pets.
Teammate #1: I can't believe I missed the shot!
Teammate #2: Dude, you are fine. There is a lot of game left. You are playing well.
Teammate #1: Thank for being my shallcracker.
Teammate #2: You got this.
shallcracker by #Tribe June 29, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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