stall crack

The thin line between the door of a bathroom stall and the wall. This allows you to look in to see if someone is in there eliminating the need to bend over to see the person's feet.

person 1: "Is anyone in that stall?"

person 2: "I don't know, look through the stall crack."

by ud4life September 30, 2009

stale cracker

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018

Stale Cracker

A boring white person. A white person with no sense of humor or overall just not enjoyable to be around.

Damn, Raymond is such a stale cracker.

by hahanahman August 11, 2020

stallcracknophobia

When taking a shit in a public restroom, the fear that someone might accidentally or intentionally look into your stall through the cracks between the panels while you're seated on the porcelain throne. Stallcracknophobia can be defined as situationally exacerbated by the specific bathroom you're in, or as a generalized phobia, and can be said to be a subset of scopohobia, the fear of being watched.

"Yo who the fuck designed that bathroom? Serious stallcracknophobia, man."
"Yea kept worrying about that fat dude with the Ed Hardy shirt from the end of the bar looking in while I was taking a shit."

by zorsnacks December 2, 2018

shallcracker

An extremely sexy man with broad shoulders and defined calves. Shallcracker's are individuals who help instill self-confidence. A shallcracker helps you realize we can all be better people. He is the best friend anyone could ask for. He is patient, kind and recognizes the good in everyone. Doesn't care about social status, but "cracks" you, to help you identify what you want in life. Loves children! Tolerates pets.

Teammate #1: I can't believe I missed the shot!
Teammate #2: Dude, you are fine. There is a lot of game left. You are playing well.
Teammate #1: Thank for being my shallcracker.
Teammate #2: You got this.

by #Tribe June 29, 2021