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shallcracker 

An extremely sexy man with broad shoulders and defined calves. Shallcracker's are individuals who help instill self-confidence. A shallcracker helps you realize we can all be better people. He is the best friend anyone could ask for. He is patient, kind and recognizes the good in everyone. Doesn't care about social status, but "cracks" you, to help you identify what you want in life. Loves children! Tolerates pets.
Teammate #1: I can't believe I missed the shot!
Teammate #2: Dude, you are fine. There is a lot of game left. You are playing well.
Teammate #1: Thank for being my shallcracker.
Teammate #2: You got this.
shallcracker by #Tribe June 29, 2021
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Skullcracker 

A man who has no fear and pistol whips people. Michael Wheatley is THE Skullcracker!
The Skullcracker is loose once again
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Skullcracker 

Beer in any form, especially Stella Artois. Preferably in a pint glass but can or bottle also acceptable.
Fancy coming out for a few skullcrackers dude?
Skullcracker by Matt Watson September 30, 2003