shallcracker

An extremely sexy man with broad shoulders and defined calves. Shallcracker's are individuals who help instill self-confidence. A shallcracker helps you realize we can all be better people. He is the best friend anyone could ask for. He is patient, kind and recognizes the good in everyone. Doesn't care about social status, but "cracks" you, to help you identify what you want in life. Loves children! Tolerates pets.

Teammate #1: I can't believe I missed the shot!
Teammate #2: Dude, you are fine. There is a lot of game left. You are playing well.
Teammate #1: Thank for being my shallcracker.
Teammate #2: You got this.

shallcracker by #Tribe June 29, 2021

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Skullcracker

A man who has no fear and pistol whips people. Michael Wheatley is THE Skullcracker!

The Skullcracker is loose once again

Skullcracker by Skullcracker May 9, 2014

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Skullcracker

Beer in any form, especially Stella Artois. Preferably in a pint glass but can or bottle also acceptable.

Fancy coming out for a few skullcrackers dude?

Skullcracker by Matt Watson September 30, 2003

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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