Caller: "Where you at?"

Callee: "Um, in the bathroom--do you care if I make this a stall call?"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

No, I'm not making a stall call! Now, how about we go out toni... (P-f-f-f-f-p-p-p-t... grunt... splash!) (click - bzzzzz!)

(dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup... br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng!) Aw, come on! Pick up the phone! You were just there!

(mother) "arent you supposed to be working?"
(daughter) "um... i was just calling-"
(mother) "in other words, you were making a stall call"
(daughter) "..."

We were out at the mall when I felt the stall call urge. So I took care of my issues and went to the bathroom.