staken

single, but taken.

I'm talking to Jake. I'm staken, so we might get in a relationship later on.

by sunnyem January 1, 2017

Staken hawking

A fat male in a wheel chair

Hey look over there there's staken hawking
*fat man in wheel chair*

by Hahahfunnny January 4, 2024

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Stakeholder

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

Stabenism

Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return."

A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you treat another, it will be coming back to you.

"I treated my friend earlier this week, so this weekend I got an unexpected treat when i didn't even expect it. Classic case of Stabenism right there."

by Maxwell Stabens May 4, 2009

stakeholder savage

When a person holds stakes in someone's life or business, but abuses that power just to make the person miserable without giving a single damn about it.

"My dad always brings up what he can use against me if I piss him off. He always commits stakeholder savage."

by J. D. G. September 6, 2020

at stake

at risk; one the line

When your survival is at stake, pleasure and pain will be strong motivators.

by Roxanne Lu December 10, 2013