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1. A long stick with a pumpkin on the end generally used for prodding mexican people across the border.

2. A long pole with a pumpkin at its tip.

3. A stick with a large squash on the ned carried by border patrol personel in Mexico.
"Yesterday I had to use my stafok on a old guy cause he was taking to long crossing the border."
stafok by gigas kidoyan May 1, 2009
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shut the fuck up (its sorta code, so n00bs dont get it, dig it??)
phag: hey, does anyone know how to make calls from your computer?

admin: download skype and stafo
stafo by purple_drank September 26, 2006
Related Words
stafok stafoo stafo staford
v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.
1. tell that fucking teacher to stafoo.
stafoo by Kevin January 12, 2004
STFU pronounced aloud

STFU means to shut the fuck up and is one of the better online acronyms


got something to say about this defintion then you can stafoo!
bob: STAFOO
lexi: STAFOO BITCH
bob: it doesn't work if we both do it =(
lexi: noone:*cares*
stafoo by theeclique February 23, 2004
Staford is a name that means resilience and strength! It also means perseverance and courage to get through anything. It’s derived from the old English name Stafford which means ‘ford by a landing place’.
Staford is a good friend.
staford by anonymous November 22, 2021
Jive for the skeleton enemies in the Legend of Zelda series of videogames.
Did you see that? I got the dungeon key and killed the stafoo!
stafoo by David Gibbons August 7, 2005

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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