st patricks day

creepy white people dressed in green with red hair and little buckles hang out around rainbows and put their life savings in black cauldrons at the end of the rainbow

yo it's st patricks day!

st patricks day by lkafoaw March 12, 2011

St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St.Patrick's Day Miracle by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

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St Patrick’s Day 2020

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol

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St Patrick’s Day 2020

St Patrick’s Day 2020 by Ur mom Karen March 17, 2020

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St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

St Patrick’s Day by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025