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St.Patrick's Day Miracle 

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green
My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St Patrick’s Day 2020 

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol
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St Patrick’s Day 2020

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

fake st. patrick's day 

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town
hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

St. Patrick's Day

for better definitions see Saint Patrick's Day
a day where everyone pretends to be irish

St. Patrick's Day Eve 

Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.
Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
St. Patrick's Day Eve by Soe302 March 18, 2009
Word of the Day on March 17, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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