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The Stegall Disclaimer
Clause.
Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.
NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”
The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.
*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.
NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”
The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.
*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”
Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”
Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”
The Stegall Disclaimer by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009
Segata Sanshiro
The best commercial mascot ever in Japan. A warrior dressed in white who beat the hell out of whoever wasn't playing Saturn. This included kids, ravers, and fish.
"Segata Sanshiro deflected the cruise missile!"
"Silly Segata Sanshiro, flips won't work on zombies!"
"Silly Segata Sanshiro, flips won't work on zombies!"
Segata Sanshiro by Endo x5 October 9, 2003
Shegay
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Pronouns don't equal gender, anyone can use any pronouns.
Pronouns don't equal gender, anyone can use any pronouns.
Shegay by OwOepicgamer August 18, 2021
LE SSERAFIM
What does “LE SSERAFIM” mean?
LE SSERAFIM is the anagram for ‘I’m Fearless’. It originally comes from the term “LESSERAPHIM”, whereas Seraphim is a 6 winged heavenly being. In this case, LE SSERAFIM (르세라핌) consists of 6 members, which is a delegate for this meaning. LE SSERAFIM (르세라핌) is a 6-member girl group under HYBE and Source Music. The members consist of Sakura, Garam, Eunchae, Chaewon, Kazuha, and Yunjin. LE SSERAFIM is set to debut on May 2, 2022 with their 1st mini album “FEARLESS”.
LE SSERAFIM is the anagram for ‘I’m Fearless’. It originally comes from the term “LESSERAPHIM”, whereas Seraphim is a 6 winged heavenly being. In this case, LE SSERAFIM (르세라핌) consists of 6 members, which is a delegate for this meaning. LE SSERAFIM (르세라핌) is a 6-member girl group under HYBE and Source Music. The members consist of Sakura, Garam, Eunchae, Chaewon, Kazuha, and Yunjin. LE SSERAFIM is set to debut on May 2, 2022 with their 1st mini album “FEARLESS”.
LE SSERAFIM by IZ*VEFIM April 21, 2022
SEGA Sandwich
The SEGA Genesis, with SEGA CD attachment, on top of the Genesis is the SEGA 32x expansion, on top of that is the Game Genie cheating code device, on top of that is game Sonic and Knuckles, and on top of that is the game Sonic the Hedgehog 2. When said items are combined in that order, the SEGA Sandwich is born.
Is Miles bringing the SEGA sandwich to the party? I hope so I'm hungry. You silly bastard, not a food sandwich, the utlimate SEGA device.
SEGA Sandwich by Miles Prower April 23, 2005