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1.Someone who plays games.
2.a bullshitter
3.Someone who is out to get something
Brandon is a skeemer because he said he was going to come over but he didnt.
skeemer by Esha04 June 25, 2008

Alexandria Steemer 

When your kid shits in your friends pool
My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

sreeker avadhanam 

(noun) horny twink with a huge cock who loves the shittiest NBA team alive
god that twink is defo a sreeker avadhanam

stanley steemer 

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.
You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.
stanley steemer by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

Stanley Steemer 

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!
Stanley Steemer by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008
skeemer is pretty much like the typical playa playa.

they skeem, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side, so even if they have a girlfriend/boyfrend or if they're talking to they, still looking and tryna get with other peoplee.
" Angelo is sucha skeemer ! " anne said.
" but hes my boyfriend ? " she said.
" well look @ him over there w/ that other girl! "
Skeemer by olivia<3 March 26, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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