skeemer

1.Someone who plays games.
2.a bullshitter
3.Someone who is out to get something

Brandon is a skeemer because he said he was going to come over but he didnt.

by Esha04 June 25, 2008

Skeemer

skeemer is pretty much like the typical playa playa.

they skeem, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side, so even if they have a girlfriend/boyfrend or if they're talking to they, still looking and tryna get with other peoplee.

" Angelo is sucha skeemer ! " anne said.
" but hes my boyfriend ? " she said.
" well look @ him over there w/ that other girl! "

by olivia<3 March 26, 2008

Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

yammer butt skeezer

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.

Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009

Skeeterman

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.

Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.

by Schnugg September 24, 2007

Skeeter Jean

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.

David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?

by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013