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Skeemer
skeemer is pretty much like the typical playa playa.
they skeem, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side, so even if they have a girlfriend/boyfrend or if they're talking to they, still looking and tryna get with other peoplee.
they skeem, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side, so even if they have a girlfriend/boyfrend or if they're talking to they, still looking and tryna get with other peoplee.
Related Words
Skeemer • Skeezer • skeeter • skeever • skeeter valentine • skeener • skeeter bop • skeeter eater • skeetered • skeeter-hawk
Doug And Skeeter
Doug And Skeeter by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018
yammer butt skeezer
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.
Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
yammer butt skeezer by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009
Skeeterman
Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007
Skeeter Jean
Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.
Skeeter Jean by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022
Floppy Skeeter
When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Floppy Skeeter by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
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