Placing both feet on opposite sides of the toilet seat in a deep squating position and pooping.
"Ever since I started squooping, my bathroom time has been cut in half."
or
"After jiu jitsu practice, I accidentally opened the bathroom stall and caught Helio Gracie squooping... I have so much more respect for him now!!!"
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.