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Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.
That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

Squish-mitten 

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.
After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.
Squish-mitten by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

squish mitten 

see cunt, fish mitten, snatch.. etc..
Her squish mitten was drippin after I pulled out my fingers..
squish mitten by D.J.H. September 12, 2005

Squish Mitten 

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.
That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.
Squish Mitten by lambaa September 30, 2008

Squish Mitten 

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone
I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten
Squish Mitten by otsego January 3, 2008

squish mitten 

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
squish mitten by bbc123456 April 3, 2009
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