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squirtlesquad mc 

a pixelmon server full of faggots. the staff are straight dumbasses who dont know their left from their right.
the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.
player 1: can i buy that plushie?
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch

person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)
squirtlesquad mc by b1gb1ackc0ck69420 September 26, 2024

commander squirtles 

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.
Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.
commander squirtles by Grems May 14, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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