squirtpoles 

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

squirtpoles by Treebonics June 17, 2019

squirtlesquad mc 

a pixelmon server full of faggots. the staff are straight dumbasses who dont know their left from their right.
the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.

player 1: can i buy that plushie?
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch

person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)

squirtlesquad mc by b1gb1ackc0ck69420 September 26, 2024

commander squirtles 

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.

Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.

commander squirtles by Grems May 14, 2018