squirtburglar 

A woman who entices an unsuspecting male to squirt inside her in order to trap him into a relationship and possibly extort money from him later.

"It's OK to squirt in me, I'm on birth control" said the squirtburglar to her unsuspecting date.

squirtburglar by S_R January 17, 2008

Squirtburger

When a woman has hooftoe, a powder puff, a roast beef sandwich, Ginernormous, camel toe and or the like, has an orgasm that squirts on your face.

My Girlfriends Hooftoe watered me from my chest to chin with her squirtburger.

Squirtburger by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025