Completely insane. Related to the term "nuts" (meaning the same thing) in the same way that "apeshit" is related to "bananas" and "batshit" is related to "batty." It is unknown whether the offensive terms were dysphemisms of the innocuous terms or the innocuous terms euphemisms of the offensive terms. Excepting "apeshit," all of these terms (including "bananas") have the same meaning, that is, "crazy."

My girlfriend went totally squirrelshit when she found out I had crabs.

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Squirrel Bait

1) woman who are fucking nuts!

2) an attractive woman who happens to be nuts / crazy

Karl: "Man, that bitch is super hot, I'm going for it"

DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"

Karl: "Squirrel bait?"

Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"

Squirrel Bait by cheese4green September 20, 2011

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Squirrelitis

A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.

He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.

Squirrelitis by Mr.SilkyPants November 22, 2006

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squirrelittus

someone who always wants a piggyback and sometimes starts to be gay

chris stop being squirrelittus

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squirrelitist

Person who thinks they are too good for certain down-home traditions, such as eating squirrel meat. Likewise, any person who considers themselves 'above' eating any type of offal or non-normal meat product.

"You won't eat squirrel meat? Dude, don't be such a squirrelitist."

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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