squirrel-bat 

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

squirrel-bat by tacobell263 October 15, 2010

squirrel bate 

A term used to define some one who is obsessively hyper active and oftet may have Gay tendencies. Usually an awkward, small, hyperactive kid that will walk up to people and play grab ass. Basically an irritating piece of shit that forgot to take his riddlin and looks about 3 years younger then he really is.

John:That piece of shit squirrel bate is running around agian and grabbing asses like a fagget.

Steve: Yea, he sure is a squirrel bate

squirrel bate by Johnny man April 27, 2006

squirreleatinggit

Jamie Oliver's latest way of trying to be popular, eating squirrel , what a Pratt

Jamie Oliver is a squirreleatinggit

squirreleatinggit by Educated chap February 13, 2015

squirrelbait 

1) a squirrel placed on the end of a fishing rod
2) Budic

Squirrelbait threw a brick through a windshield

squirrelbait by jfdsajkfd January 10, 2008

squirrelbacca 

Squirrelbacca is a term used to Describe someone named Owen Hunter Peters. Squirrelbacca is also means "king of the rodents." And is a bad ass person

Owen hunter Peters aka squirrelbacca is such a bad ass

squirrelbacca by Squirrelbacca June 26, 2016

Squirrelatinex 

A fun sized person of latino descent who understands Spanish slightly but really isn't fluent but is latino enough to get through life under latino privilege.

Mike is so adorbs. His squirrelatinex comes out during Latin night at feathers.

Squirrelatinex by PandaBunniKorn May 15, 2018

squirrelbagging

Extreme lack of focus or highly distracted. The unproductive feeling that your day is like opening a bag of squirrels and then futilely chasing them around.

Another unproductive day wasted squirrelbagging.

squirrelbagging by CaNERDian August 18, 2024