Squirrel shit 

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

Squirrel shit by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

Squirrel shit nuts 

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

Squirrel shit nuts by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

Squirrel that shit 

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over

Squirrel that shit by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009

shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel

"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"

shit a squirrel by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007

shit covered squirel 

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

shit covered squirel by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008

squirrelshit

Completely insane. Related to the term "nuts" (meaning the same thing) in the same way that "apeshit" is related to "bananas" and "batshit" is related to "batty." It is unknown whether the offensive terms were dysphemisms of the innocuous terms or the innocuous terms euphemisms of the offensive terms. Excepting "apeshit," all of these terms (including "bananas") have the same meaning, that is, "crazy."

My girlfriend went totally squirrelshit when she found out I had crabs.

squirrelshit by Rivv ·X· May 26, 2016