squirrel head 

a person who puts their sack in someone other than themselves face

payton manning squirrel headed a reporter

squirrel head by i dont need a name to rock June 26, 2008

a squirrel head 

jackson presley

jackson presley is a squirrel head

a squirrel head by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018

squirrel in a headlock 

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

squirrel in a headlock by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

SquirrelHead 

To have short spikey hair, not unlike that of a squirrel! Hence, SquirrelHead.

SquirrelHeads are often named by sons or daughters and are recognised by their (lack of) hair.

SquirrelHeads are most often dads over 40...

SquirrelHead by SquirrelHead October 1, 2007

SquirrelHead 

Donald Trump.

Donald trump is a squirrelhead.

SquirrelHead by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

Bald Headed Squirrell 

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut

Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.

Bald Headed Squirrell by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011