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squirrel head

a person who puts their sack in someone other than themselves face
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a squirrel head

by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018
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squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
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SquirrelHead

To have short spikey hair, not unlike that of a squirrel! Hence, SquirrelHead.

SquirrelHeads are often named by sons or daughters and are recognised by their (lack of) hair.
SquirrelHeads are most often dads over 40...
by SquirrelHead October 1, 2007
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SquirrelHead

Donald trump is a squirrelhead.
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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Bald Headed Squirrell

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut
Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.
by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011
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