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Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”
by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020
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Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Squidward's Nose

A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.
Your dick smaller than my toes, I'd rather ride Squidward's Nose
by Mrs. Eandedeürfaevs October 23, 2022
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Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy
I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate
by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019
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Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.
Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?
by Teabag man June 12, 2008
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"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"
by RIP Garry the Goat November 20, 2018
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