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Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”
by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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