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Squidiot
a) one who by ignorance, arrogance, or corruption, destroys a solid future for short term immediate gain. b) logistically impaired individual somehow in charge of operations c) a dangerously desperate spineless invertebrate whose survival is reliant on inky cloud of sneakiness/deceit and its own selfish predatory nature
Squidiot by SquidBurned March 26, 2018
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squidartha
squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.
When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.
squidartha by topo the mouse January 19, 2019
squidfartz
Cartoonist, Cartoons -the ink-based work of an illustrator. Comes from the personal experience of cartoonist Scott Hart being ridiculed by classmates over his name... variations on which included "Snot Fart" and "Sqwat Farts". Later in life, working under the nom de plume "T. S. Hart" Squidfartz became the name of both the title and the main character of an autobigraphical weekly comic strip and unfinished book. Mr. Hart reasons this, "I wanted to coop the abuse I endured as a child and incorporate my self expression. I am a cartoonist. A squid would fart ink. I am squidfartz and this work I have drawn... these many pages... are nothing but my squidfartz".
query to a cartoonist- "How's it goin' Squidfartz?"
negative reference to artist- "He think's he's makin' important work -but it's nuthin but squidfartz, man."
artist addresses' own work- "Hey guys! seen this week's Squidfartz?"
negative reference to artist- "He think's he's makin' important work -but it's nuthin but squidfartz, man."
artist addresses' own work- "Hey guys! seen this week's Squidfartz?"
squidfartz by T. S. Hart October 18, 2004
Squidiot
"A dumb mother fucker that does not care nor give 2 shits for his life, so wears minimal to 0 gear, to possibly kill themselves on a motorcycle." - YummiR6
"Squidiots always feature in chromed out 'Busa's or Gsx-r's. A squid in general ( to the Motorcycle community is equivalent to riced out cars.) They are the basic beginner riders that always go for a Gixxer.. Don't Be a fucking Squidiot.." -YummiR6
Squidiot by PKowis YummiR6 Subscriber April 22, 2014
Squidmontolatriophobia
Bro 1: "Dude I have Squidmontolatriophobia"
Bro 2: "The fuck is that"
Bro 1: "The fear of Brian with a y"
Bro 2:"BRYAN?! UUUUUUGGGGGHH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING"
Bro 2: "The fuck is that"
Bro 1: "The fear of Brian with a y"
Bro 2:"BRYAN?! UUUUUUGGGGGHH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING"
Squidmontolatriophobia by BigDaddyShrek :) October 9, 2021
The Squidworth
The Squidworth by Harry Happy Time June 12, 2008
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026