squidport

Large Vagina

That squidport was so big it had an echo.

by Stradding December 16, 2013

Squidiot

a) one who by ignorance, arrogance, or corruption, destroys a solid future for short term immediate gain. b) logistically impaired individual somehow in charge of operations c) a dangerously desperate spineless invertebrate whose survival is reliant on inky cloud of sneakiness/deceit and its own selfish predatory nature

That guy Mike is a real squidiot

by SquidBurned March 26, 2018

squidartha

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.

When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.

by topo the mouse January 19, 2019

squidfartz

Cartoonist, Cartoons -the ink-based work of an illustrator. Comes from the personal experience of cartoonist Scott Hart being ridiculed by classmates over his name... variations on which included "Snot Fart" and "Sqwat Farts". Later in life, working under the nom de plume "T. S. Hart" Squidfartz became the name of both the title and the main character of an autobigraphical weekly comic strip and unfinished book. Mr. Hart reasons this, "I wanted to coop the abuse I endured as a child and incorporate my self expression. I am a cartoonist. A squid would fart ink. I am squidfartz and this work I have drawn... these many pages... are nothing but my squidfartz".

query to a cartoonist- "How's it goin' Squidfartz?"

negative reference to artist- "He think's he's makin' important work -but it's nuthin but squidfartz, man."

artist addresses' own work- "Hey guys! seen this week's Squidfartz?"

by T. S. Hart October 18, 2004

Squidiot

"A dumb mother fucker that does not care nor give 2 shits for his life, so wears minimal to 0 gear, to possibly kill themselves on a motorcycle." - YummiR6

"Squidiots always feature in chromed out 'Busa's or Gsx-r's. A squid in general ( to the Motorcycle community is equivalent to riced out cars.) They are the basic beginner riders that always go for a Gixxer.. Don't Be a fucking Squidiot.." -YummiR6

by PKowis YummiR6 Subscriber April 22, 2014

Squidmontolatriophobia

Fear of Brian with a Y (Bryan)

Bro 1: "Dude I have Squidmontolatriophobia"
Bro 2: "The fuck is that"
Bro 1: "The fear of Brian with a y"
Bro 2:"BRYAN?! UUUUUUGGGGGHH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING"

by BigDaddyShrek :) October 9, 2021

The Squidworth

The act of a man placing his testicles over a womans eyes and laying his penis over her nose.

Dang that bitch was so nasty last night, I gave her the squidworth and then she ate my ass.

by Harry Happy Time June 12, 2008