Squeeve

The best teaching assistant in the observable universe. He's young, pure, and is genuinely just trying to help in this cruel, cruel world.

Did you get Squeeve to help you on your homework?
Yeah—he's the best TA!

by yawwwnnnnn September 14, 2019

squeeve

(verb.) to vent in a way that makes you feel like you are squeezing or forcing it out of you

It's hard to squeeve in general, but especially to anyone I don't trust.

by CapnKerfufflez December 10, 2021

squeeve

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. John and Jody are squeeving hard in the other room.

2. John squeeved Jody hard.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

Squeeve

Shagging, fucking, banging.
Vigorous mating between two people.

Dave: You seem happy
Bill: Yeah mate, just squeeved the fuck out of some girl

by Cornslut September 29, 2023

Squeeze Burger

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023