squashic

An uncomfortable boner.

"Hey, would you like to go bowling with us later? Mary Jane will be there. Aw man I'm sorry, I've got such a squashic. Maybe next time. Ok, well good luck with that."

by Mamoshi Namamoto March 21, 2021

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by Squashify December 22, 2020

Trap Squashin

Trap squashin in the act of obtaining a female partner and demolishing her fanny pack into smitherines.

Will: Hey Rob, did you end up going to poundtown with Flori last night?
Rob: Nah even better! Dude I was Trap Squashin till 8 in the moanin!!
Will: Man what a great way to end your night getting your squash on!

by WillRob February 11, 2010

squashing

A sexual act that involves a large person jumping or falling onto the partner, therefore crushing that person with their immensity.

Some huge kinky girl was squashing me with her big giant self.. it was amazing.

by Hila February 7, 2008

Squashin'

An addiction to the vegetable squash and / or its delicious seeds. Squashin' involves eating so much squash that ones' lips begin to blister and peel. Once referred to as a gateway produce, its apparent that squash is clearly now on the level of other produstimulants such as kiwi and cherry tomatoes.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Scott has been acting a bit weird lately, but has never looked so fit?"
"Yeah, that nigga be squashin' like every night. Maybe it's time for an intervention."

by StrangerThanFigChin January 17, 2018

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

Squashing the Fly

The term that is used when a player only gets a single trick during a round of hearts.

"Ha Ha…I shot the moon!"
"Well, I Squashed the fly!"
"D@mn 1t @J, you suck!!!"

by Rederickfay March 22, 2005