SquashDick
“Ooh daddy more squashdick!”
SquashDick by Willllly November 26, 2018
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Spongeboob Squaredick
An insult that would be said to someone to hurt their feelings and scar them for life. Has no definite meaning, but is mostly used to refer someone as a boob and a dick at the same time.
Spongeboob Squaredick by Brian Kim lol January 4, 2007
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squashbuckle
Often times the aftermath of a good canoodle session. Also known as: charming the one-eyed snake, romancing one's ovaries, etc.
squashbuckle by YaNasty November 3, 2010
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squashledick
an expression used in place of shit when one wants to be a little more creative and a little less profane
squashledick by amandagrace427 December 24, 2010
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spongebob squaredick by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018
squashic
An uncomfortable boner.
"Hey, would you like to go bowling with us later? Mary Jane will be there. Aw man I'm sorry, I've got such a squashic. Maybe next time. Ok, well good luck with that."
squashic by Mamoshi Namamoto March 21, 2021
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