squashee

something that
a) should be squashed
b) was squashed
c) is being squashed
d) sounds squishy
e) a mongoose

Dinshu was our squashee!!!

by nottobar March 9, 2004

squashlet

A very young squash, grown from a squashling.

I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.

by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Skittle Squasher

A female who damages her sexual partner's genitalia, specifically the testicular region, through overenthusiastic thrusting of the pelvis. This female is usually on top.

Yeah, poor guy, his girlfriend is such a skittle squasher.

by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010

delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021