square pants

to have two glocks in your pants, handles facing in, thus looking like square pants, used by ali vegas in his song sponge bob

see that guy over there, hes packin square pants, watch out for him

by colin Williams December 04, 2007

sponge bob square pants

an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"

yes...it does rock

"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"

"your damn right i am homeslice"

"damn straight"

by fulgrim March 18, 2005

sponge bob square pants

a turn on

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine

by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

sponge bob square pants

absorbent and yellow and porous

by die July 28, 2003

sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004

sponge bob square pants

a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)

<you> you're such a sponge bob

<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.

by xXMaDMXx June 18, 2005

sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork

by brit August 18, 2003