squadriplegic

The act of being void of having a squad or a "crew"

Taylor swift has her " squad". This leaves me as crewless or squadriplegic.

squadriplegic by Slightlystill December 7, 2015

quadriplegic nine 

After climaxing in the vertical 69 sexual postion, the upright person simply drops his upside down partner, causing below the neck paralysis.

That ho was getting mouthy, so I pulled a quadriplegic nine on her. Now she is a veg.

quadriplegic nine by jTaylor22 October 8, 2009

quadriplegic 

A quadriplegic is someone who has damage (and possible loss) of all four limbs on their body. It is usually caused by brain damage during an accident, where the limbs of the body become useless and need amputation. In a basic version, a quadriplegic is someone who has damage to both/loses both legs and arms during an accident and is just a body and head.

"Dude, did you see that quadriplegic? That shits fucking nasty!"

quadriplegic by Filter2700 January 10, 2009

Quadriplegic Beekeeper 

Door County slang for an ineffective person; a poor employee.

He was fired last week, a true quadriplegic beekeeper.

Quadriplegic Beekeeper by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Quadriplegic drunk 

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

Quadriplegic drunk by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020