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quadriplegic nine 

After climaxing in the vertical 69 sexual postion, the upright person simply drops his upside down partner, causing below the neck paralysis.
That ho was getting mouthy, so I pulled a quadriplegic nine on her. Now she is a veg.
quadriplegic nine by jTaylor22 October 8, 2009

quadriplegic 

A quadriplegic is someone who has damage (and possible loss) of all four limbs on their body. It is usually caused by brain damage during an accident, where the limbs of the body become useless and need amputation. In a basic version, a quadriplegic is someone who has damage to both/loses both legs and arms during an accident and is just a body and head.
"Dude, did you see that quadriplegic? That shits fucking nasty!"
quadriplegic by Filter2700 January 10, 2009

Quadriplegic Beekeeper 

Door County slang for an ineffective person; a poor employee.
He was fired last week, a true quadriplegic beekeeper.

Quadriplegic drunk 

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.
I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026