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Verb. Any sexual act involving an instrument.
Male:

"Ever since I found that sweet clarinet outside my shed, I can't stop strumen' it with my cack!"

Female:

"Tonight I'm going to light some candles, play some soft music, and spend the night strumen' with my harmonica."
Strumen' by SweatyNuts May 2, 2006
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a fight, a disagreement, an argument, or heated discussion that does not resort to any type of physical altercation or fight
The scrumel between Sabi and her parents was indeed heated and intense, but both parties remained at ease and civil.
Scrumel by Hootch&Beans January 4, 2019

scrumear 

n. Deformed ear created by the crush of a rugby scrum damaging the cartilage of the ear.

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Nice scrumear! You blokes know about helmets? Right?
scrumear by gnostic3 October 14, 2019