spunkhose

a penis that ejaculates in monumental proportions. a biblical style flood

i used my spunkhose on ur mum. she drowned.

by sp.u May 5, 2018

splunkhole

A hole for splunking

Insert your splunkrod into the splunkhole

by Splunkhole fuckers July 27, 2018

Spunkosaurus

A person who loves spunk inside and all over their body.

Jim:- That guy got bummed three times last night at that hardcore party!!
Bob:- I know! What a Spunkosaurus!!!

by Petey Threenips August 10, 2010

spunkhound

A person who can smell man-glue before it spills. Like a bloodhound, but for Tugwater.

M: How did you know to duck before I came in your hair?
F: I am a Spunkhound.

by MakeItStopItHurts August 19, 2010

spunksessed

to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.

A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street

"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"

by D.No December 31, 2006

spunkzone

The bedroom of a ginger masturbator, complete with James Hetfield wall porn.

"I've just spent an hour in the spunkzone, i'm drenched."

by schtipplelek September 5, 2011

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021