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Spunkosaurus
Jim:- That guy got bummed three times last night at that hardcore party!!
Bob:- I know! What a Spunkosaurus!!!
Bob:- I know! What a Spunkosaurus!!!
Spunkosaurus by Petey Threenips August 10, 2010
spunkhound
spunkhound by MakeItStopItHurts August 19, 2010
spunksessed
to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.
A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street
"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"
"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"
spunksessed by D.No December 31, 2006
spunkzone
spunkzone by schtipplelek September 5, 2011
spunktoberfest
A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
spunktoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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