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Gunky spunk 

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
Ew I have gunky spunk

Gunkle Spunk 

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey
Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"
Gunkle Spunk by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.
I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.
Skunk Gunk by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

gunk skunk 

gunk skunk by BungaPen October 6, 2020

Gunk it up with your skunk fingers 

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026