spunk gun 

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

spunk gun by TCgossip August 4, 2007

Gunky spunk 

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock

Ew I have gunky spunk

Gunky spunk by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021

Gunkle Spunk 

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

Gunkle Spunk by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.

I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.

Skunk Gunk by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

gunk skunk 

When a girl loves the cummies

Vanessa is a gunk skunk

gunk skunk by BungaPen October 6, 2020

Gunk it up with your skunk fingers 

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.

"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.

Gunk it up with your skunk fingers by 33bottles November 19, 2013