gunkle

gay uncle; an uncle that is gay.

I love my Gunkle Mark and my Gunkle Ed!

gunkle by lzybrunette April 24, 2010

gunkle

A very large, thought to be mythical beast, that roams the open land at Whiting Field in search of Barbeque Suace from Whataburger, not the stuff they give anyone but the good stuff the make and keep in the back and charge $.37 for. Treat gunkles the same way you would treat Gremlins. Gunkles have many predators, although the main predator is a squirrel.

The gunkle was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!

gunkle by squirrel superhero May 23, 2010

Gunkle

To epicly fail

You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle

Gunkle by the ungunkle January 21, 2009

gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together

She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle

gunkle by Joe January 7, 2004

gunkle

A person that looks fucked up, ugly, disgusting, hideous, or is just unpleasing to look at.

"Damn dude, that bitch is gunkle as hell."

gunkle by Alf P July 30, 2008

Gunkle Zaza 

A god-fearing young man.

Johnny always has his Bible on him. He’s such a Gunkle Zaza

Gunkle Zaza by Milkycowboy May 17, 2023

Gunkle Spunk 

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

Gunkle Spunk by xbot7564 June 30, 2024