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Spunk McGuire 

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.
John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?
Spunk McGuire by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021
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Name for a beautiful and mystifying woman. She loves to hear stories and go on adventures, and it's easy to get lost in a conversation with her. She is very popular amongst her peers and keeps good relationships with her friends. Her beautiful set of pearly whites attract a lot of stares from interested boys, but she's really only looking for men. Even though she is a sweetheart, she's not afraid to tell you off if you make her mad. She's independent and determined enough to pursue something she wants, and won't stop until she gets there. Seulki makes memories worth remembering.
Seulki is awesome.
Seulki by Seulki's Friend January 9, 2012

Śpiulkolot 

Polish word that without any reason won best polish youth word 2021. No one knows how this word even got into the voting, who voted for it or from where it appeared. It means "place for sleeping", but no one knew it before this word appeared.
A: Czy widziałeś mój nowy śpiulkolot? - Have you seen my new śpiulkolot?
B: Czym jest kurwa śpiulkolot? - What the fuck is śpiulkolot?
Śpiulkolot by TheLithek December 13, 2021

spunk shui 

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.
I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn
spunk shui by frankenspine April 9, 2009

Spunk Lube 

When you ejaculate into your hands and use it as lubricant during sexual activities
“Use the spunk lube”
“Shall we use spunk lube”
“Spunk in me for lube”
“He used spunk lube”
Spunk Lube by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Dribbley Spunk Arse 

The feeling after sex when sperm runs out of your vagina.
I hate it when you get dribbley spunk arse in Tescos
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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