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spring grove

the festering pit of death where the the preppy bithes live
spring grove by thatchick92 September 28, 2008

Spring Grove

A small town in South East Minnesota largely known for its inbred population and Spring Grove Soda Pop.
A: "where are you from"
B: "Spring Grove."
A: "...is that the place where the soda is made??"
Spring Grove by elafacwen March 13, 2011

Spring Grove, IL 

A town in McHenry County, IL that has the most stuck up assholes on this planet. All the people that live here need a smack in the face. Everybody that lives here are gay and are the bigest assholes in all of Illinois. Spring Grove is a shit hole town that has nothing to do.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Spring Grove, IL later.

Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!

Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.

20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.

Person 1: Lets kick his ass.

Person 2: I'm with you on that.
Spring Grove, IL by blackstreet December 8, 2010

Spring Grove, IL 

A town in McHenry County, IL. It is known to be the worst and boring place to live in. Alot of people in this town need a smack in the face. Everybody here are gay and are assholes.
Hey you want to go to Spring Grove, IL? Hell no! I'd rather watch grass grow.
Spring Grove, IL by blackstreet December 8, 2010

Spring Grove Gripper

When you are butt ass naked and insert a cigarette in your anus while clenching your hole & cheeks
“Hey yo! Have you ever done a spring grove gripper?” “OH HEEL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SMOKING TECHNIQUE!!! HOMIE”

like a boxing glove on a spring. 

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.
I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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