spret

Accidental spelling of "terps" caused by poor flag choice. Humor further enhanced by slowness of "t". Not a candy. That is Spree.

Come for the education, stay for the Spret.

by Testudo October 17, 2003

spreT

Pokemon legend

spreT kicked me out of a gym for the 50th time today!

spreT just caught a shiny skarmory.

by MaryAnarchy February 7, 2021

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Spetsnaz

An umbrella term for any special forces in Russian.

Historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service GRU, the Spetsnaz GRU. Currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the Ministry of Emergency Situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-Soviet countries.

by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013

jack sprat

A guy who likes fat girls.

The guy who's always chasing and dating large women.
Example: John's a real "jack sprat".

by M. Jenny August 15, 2006