Skip to main content
In Argentina:
a) A stool, a turd, a pice of shit;
b) Someone bad, evil or traitorous; or
c) Something worthless, insignificant.
a) -(golpeando la puerta de un baño ocupado) Está ocupado?

-No, soy el sorete que aprendió a hablar.

- - - - - -

-(knocking on busy bathroom's door) -Is there anyone in there?

-No, I'm the turd who learnt how to speak.

b) "¡Ese tipo es un sorete mal cagado!"; That guy is a turd poorly shat; and

c) "¡Tu mamá no sabe un sorete!"; Your momma doesn't know shit!
sorete by Pablorth January 1, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Tengo un sorete grande en mi culo (I have a big piece of shit in my ass)
El es un sorete (He is a piece of shit)
sorete by Ceci Manga June 2, 2005
Related Words
1) literally: a turd
2) figuratively: a bad, mean, person, a little bit less than son of a bitch.
"Pisé un sorete!": "I stepped on a turd!"
"Qué sorete": "What a turd" (referring to someone)
"No seas sorete": "Don't be a turd"
"Sos un sorete": You're a turd
"Tu gato es un sorete": "your cat is a fucking turd"
sorete by TvonR December 7, 2012
Typically an Serbian male that is known for having a big dick, just like his intellect. He sleeps only with 1st class women, usually a CEO or a politician. In Slav mythology he is known as lord thundercock that slayed Greek gods and devoted his existence to Christianity. He goes by some other aliases such as Sre10, king of cocaine, sexmashine69 etc...
Man, this guy looks like a Sreten, that must be his name.
sreten by Thundering cock 18 October 4, 2020

Got It Sorted 

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.
We had our differences but we got it sorted.
Got It Sorted by wardswords November 29, 2016

Sorted out for E's and Wizz 

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.
-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)
When a task or idea is completed
"We finally got through to it then?, sorted!"
Sorted by Martyn Waugh October 10, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
Load more