sprank

spranks are usually pretty tight, except at times can be tools the size of a bulldozer. Which are pretty fucking big. Spranks remind me of a big huge happy bear, like Winnie the Pooh. Except Winnie the Pooh saying some really dumb shit, having awful comebacks, and (hopefully) wearing more than a red shirt. In all, it's good to be a sprank.

"mothafuckin spranks on a mothafuckin plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane"

sprank by hard major kaos September 4, 2006

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sprank

To masturbate (wank) in ones spare time.

Example 1:

Friend 1- Oh I'm so bored, I've got nothing to do!

Friend 2- Go have a sprank.

Example 2:

Me - Wooo I'm unemployed, gonna go have a sprank!!

sprank by Wanalmorgasm Simpson February 24, 2013

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sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.

Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.

sprank by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

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Sprank

Used to describe a prank that can result in affliction to the prank victim. Formed from a combination of the words "pranked" and "spanked"

Wow, you really spranked me yesterday. I have a bruise on my shoulder now.

That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!

Sprank by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018