Spranked

To be 'Spranked' is a 2023 British craze whereby a hyperlinks are masked (predominantly through work communications), taking users inadvertently through to profiles of unexpecting work colleagues. The craze was inspired by Rickrolling.

OMG. You Spranked me. I really wasn't expecting to see Jon's profile when you sent me your (late) end of year results. Good one!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

clit spanked

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

by Tony56 October 2, 2013

panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

sprunked

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.

He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!

by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

by doooosh May 6, 2010

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002