Jeff's Kiss 

Like a Chefs kiss, but better, as its a Kiss of perfection from actor Jeff Bridges.

Made famous by Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin on the Fatman Beyond podcast 8th Feb 2021

A Jeff's Kiss to the latest episode of WandaVision!

Jeff's Kiss by GlawsRocker February 10, 2021

Jeff's Mom's Titties 

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

Jeff's Mom's Titties by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Jeff's mom 

1.Hoker who works outside Dick's
2.Jeff Hiets mom

Don't go downtown alone, u'll look like Jeff's mom

Jeff's mom by Lt. Ass VE Hump March 4, 2005

Jeff's Balls 

Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.

Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."

THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)

Jeff's Balls by Douches November 25, 2004

Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight

The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book

Jeff’s don’t fight by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019

Jeff's Fault

Anytime something goes wrong, doesn't matter what, or why, it's always Jeff's Fault.

Damn dude, you done fucked that shit up. It's cool tho, look at the flow chart. It's always Jeff's Fault.

Jeff's Fault by stinkytrombone February 20, 2026

My name's Jeff 

The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.

Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"

My name's Jeff by anal exibitions December 6, 2014