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Spranked 

To be 'Spranked' is a 2023 British craze whereby a hyperlinks are masked (predominantly through work communications), taking users inadvertently through to profiles of unexpecting work colleagues. The craze was inspired by Rickrolling.
OMG. You Spranked me. I really wasn't expecting to see Jon's profile when you sent me your (late) end of year results. Good one!
Spranked by anonymous June 30, 2023
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clit spanked 

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.
Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!
clit spanked by Tony56 October 2, 2013

panda spanked 

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.
Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.
panda spanked by enile8 May 12, 2011

sprunked 

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.
He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!
sprunked by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.
To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.
spanked out by doooosh May 6, 2010

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.
When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.
spanked by Sally November 2, 2002
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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