Skip to main content
someone who borrows all kinds of things off friends all the time and pisses you off because all they ever do is take! take! take! and always asking for something for free.
Daniel has borrowed £20 quid 10 tabs and my sat nav to go to Wales... he is so spraffy!
spraffy by spraffy taffy July 29, 2011
Words you can keep
To carry on talking about an unnecessary topic for a leangthened space of time
Related Words
verb -
To speak in extended monologues that have a potential to bore or irritate, displaying scant regard for facts.
Steve was a great guy, but he had definite tendency to spraff shit on a variety of subjects about which he knew little.
spraff by Robin Bruce August 6, 2007
Derived from the word spiffy, spriffy has two meanings. The first meaning what you call a person when they don't act the way you thought they would. For example, a quiet individual might seem normal until you begin speaking too them or a person who seems to have alot of facial expressions ends up having a monotone voice. The second meaning is being a wholly cool person, in the how smart they are, the way they talk, and the way they dress. For example, a nerd who dresses fashionably and talks "cool" is spriffy.
Example 1:
I would never think Justin would sound so monotone when I first met him, that guy's so spriffy.

Example 2:
Anthony's so spriffy, he dresses amazing and knows what he's talking about too!
spriffy by lady-esquire April 24, 2013
to chatter inanely
we were all loved up on MDMA and had a good spraff
spraff by dislexus October 23, 2001
(Scottish)to lie about something or make something up.
statement:"I'm a millionaire, Ive been to the moon"
Reply:"Spraff!"
spraff by Blythe Richardson December 16, 2008

spraffing 

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.
"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"
spraffing by kgx! October 9, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
Next