spotus 

Supposed President of the United States

SPOTUS Donald Trump, also known as the Supposed President of the United States, was elected by a minority of the votes cast and an Electoral College that forget their intended purpose.

spotus by D'Gio51 July 31, 2017

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

The Ink Spots 

A vocal quartet from the 30's and 40's. Reach major stardom with their song, If I didn't care, after the introduction of Bill Kenney to the group after Jerry Daniels departure.

There's no way you can sing better than the ink spots.

The Ink Spots by Ignaz Semmelwiess November 22, 2011

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program 

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

spousal eunuch 

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

spousal eunuch by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010

spousal unit 

Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)

My spousal unit is really annoying today.

spousal unit by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009