spotblower 

One who makes an ill-advised social gesture to sabatoge another's sexually acquisition efforts.

Timmy spent all his money on dish network, so I had to buy drinks for the spotblower all night.

spotblower by hypothalamus January 23, 2008

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

South Dakota Snowblower 

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

South Dakota Snowblower by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021

Portuguese Snowblower 

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Blakerblock January 20, 2023

Filthy Snowblower 

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, and then snorting it back out.

"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."

Filthy Snowblower by J-Unit138 October 21, 2012