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sport wood

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!
by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013
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to sport wood

To have an erection, typically in a public situation.

Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.

These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.

The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
by malayal August 12, 2009
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Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.
Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).
by Ferreson September 29, 2004
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spotwood

The most amazing person in the world its strang but thay usually data anguishes thay are perfect for each other
Spotwoods are perfect.
by Letrose June 25, 2017
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