Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
Stourettes syndrome is related to tourettes but it is characterized by the telling of inappropriate stories at inappropriate times. Touretts is a single inappropriate vocalization where Stourettes is an entire story that is told at a time that will embarrass and/or disturb the listener.
My girlfriend Stourettes flared up at my grandma's 80th birthday as she told them of her story of her explosive diarrhea , running out of toilet paper and having to use both her socks to wipe.
Sturette Syndrome is a neurological disorder that causes the carrier to intermittently burst out into any song that contains the word "you" and replace it with the word "Stu".The symptoms of Sturette victims can last up to days, weeks but in most cases life. Whilst not a debilitating disease to the carrier, it can however cause mental anguish (sometimes insanity) to any "Stu" in the nearby vicinity as their name is sung over and over in a variety of songs.
an example of sturettes: "oo be doo, I wanna be like stu oo ooo, i wanna walk like stu, talk like stu, do everything like stu..."