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sporettes 

Sporettes is when someone randomly, out of the blue, tells you frantically what the score is in any given sporting event.
Peter: "Frank has Sporettes"

Frank (loudly and frantic): "2-1 VANCOUVER!!!"
sporettes by lukejd3 April 14, 2014
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Sirettes 

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.
Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
Sirettes by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

Stourettes 

Stourettes syndrome is related to tourettes but it is characterized by the telling of inappropriate stories at inappropriate times. Touretts is a single inappropriate vocalization where Stourettes is an entire story that is told at a time that will embarrass and/or disturb the listener.
My girlfriend Stourettes flared up at my grandma's 80th birthday as she told them of her story of her explosive diarrhea , running out of toilet paper and having to use both her socks to wipe.
Stourettes by Rick J Nasty September 11, 2011

sportness 

The act of playing by the rules and competing with a moralistic attitude towards the other kickball team.
Our team is very competitive though we keep a positive fun attitude with our good sportness!

Sporties 

We are big sporties, we do a sporty or two in every game we play
Sporties by I love tax fraud September 3, 2023

Sturettes 

Sturette Syndrome is a neurological disorder that causes the carrier to intermittently burst out into any song that contains the word "you" and replace it with the word "Stu".The symptoms of Sturette victims can last up to days, weeks but in most cases life. Whilst not a debilitating disease to the carrier, it can however cause mental anguish (sometimes insanity) to any "Stu" in the nearby vicinity as their name is sung over and over in a variety of songs.
an example of sturettes: "oo be doo, I wanna be like stu oo ooo, i wanna walk like stu, talk like stu, do everything like stu..."

Sturettes by Shabani Nonda August 2, 2007
1. The name for the fan-made pairing of fictional characters Sora and Olette from the video game series Kingdom Hearts

2. The fictional representation of the non-fictional pairing of TayLaur: Taylor being Sora, and Lauren being Olette
Exert from Sorette talk:

Olette - "I mean, I don't even know how I can deserve you."
Sora - "I ask myself the same exact thing thinking of you."
Sorette by HayabusaZeroZ October 17, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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